You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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