Don't you send me to vm
I CAN MOONWALK!
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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