i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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