To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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