Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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