I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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