HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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