Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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