everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
