my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My vagina is very pro this idea
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