...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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