i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
His nipple licking is glorious
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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