The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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