have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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