I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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