god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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