her vagine was all disorganized.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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