guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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