we were pretty classy up until the second keg
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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