..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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