Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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