Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
