why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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