Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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