Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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