Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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