we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i out mim tonsoeep
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
