If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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