She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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