so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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