dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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