so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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