How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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