I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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