I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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