Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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