Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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