i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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