WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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