well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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