So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
this hospital has no fireball
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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