I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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