Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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