4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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