Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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