Don't you send me to vm
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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