Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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