there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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