Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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