Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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