Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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