She is in my trunk
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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