Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Randomize