Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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