you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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