I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Randomize
