this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I did not marry a roomba.
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