Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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