I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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